Coronavirus? Who’s afraid? pic.twitter.com/nNIxVwwGLB

— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) March 6, 2020

“I’ll have a Corona… hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

— eli yudin (@eliyudin) March 11, 2020

Corona got these flights cheap as hell I gotta job interview in Greece Monday

— pilates papi (@TrilliamClinton) March 9, 2020

“It’s a bad disease, not too bad. But it is bad. The flu was worse, I had the flu when I was 4 and I was only sick for a day. The doctor said I was the healthiest person he ever seen. Not even for my age, ever in the history of man” https://t.co/oJvMFQWZt7

— Hibachi Papi (@MrTweetYoGirl) March 11, 2020

My manager went on a 8 week sabbatical on Jan 25th and him and his wife rented a cabin in the North Carolina woods and didn’t bring no type of technology with them so they could enjoy each other company. Nigga finna come back to pure hell. He don’t even know Kobe gone

— Marcus (@STOPFLEXIN) March 11, 2020

Remember, any voice recordings you make over the next few weeks could end up as part of a side quest in the post-apocalyptic near future. Plan accordingly.

— Jess Morrissette (@decafjedi) March 11, 2020

This ain’t Corona. This them Popeyes chicken sandwiches finally digesting.

— 7️⃣ (@_ItHappen) March 12, 2020

They canceled E3 cause they know some unhygienic gamers woulda been in there smelling like spoiled deli meat and corona would have evolved into the T-Virus in that environment. Smart move.

— Balmain Belt Slap (@L_Rocks_Well) March 11, 2020

Me to my son in like 15 years: and the Raptors were the defending NBA champs for two consecutive seasons

My son: so they won back to back championships?

Me: they were the defending NBA champs for two consecutive seasons

— Michael Stephens (@bymikestephens) March 12, 2020

Chile…. don’t tell me miss Corona V made her way up to the pearly gates? Why is ARETHA tweeting💀 https://t.co/5oW8bIGIG6

— Drebae (@Drebae_) March 11, 2020

attention: due to fear of getting coronavirus, i will not be having a boyfriend at this time. that is the only reason! please do not believe rumors that “no one is interested” or “i make it very difficult to love me”

— Johnny LaZebnik (@jlazebnik) March 10, 2020